The Idealist Exponent

November 17, 2015 ▪ 7 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

afacelikeheaven:
“ Can I see ID please
”

Can I see ID please

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July 22, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

how do they advertise for stockphoto models like. ‘are you conventionally attractive, but in a weirdly bland sort of way? do your friends have difficulty picking you out of a crowd? do you look faintly like a default sim? we want YOU’

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July 18, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

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July 18, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

me on a date: be careful, i have a tendency to steal other people's pets

date: speaking of pets, this is my cat! her name is breadsticks

me: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* sorry gotta go

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July 18, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

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July 18, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

the-best-dang-avocado:

sixpenceee:
The age detection app was used on a photo of an abandoned house.

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July 18, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

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July 18, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

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July 12, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

awwww-cute:

My brother’s the only one who can get along with my grandparent’s grumpy dog

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July 11, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

kristynfergie:

kittenanarchy:
kawaii-animals-only:
She thinks she’s hiding
help her she’s so small
THOSE EYES

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July 11, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

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July 11, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

-annoying:

owson:
mythes:
this frying egg pan clutch is 69 dollars but damn
what the hell.. this is honestly so unreal
ok but i kind of… want this?

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July 9, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

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July 7, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

leepace:

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

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July 7, 2015 ▪ 8 years ago ▪ via ▪ Source

ruinedchildhood:

I want a relationship like this.

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